Saturday, December 26, 2009

How many ways can you skin an evil robo bear?

This is simply prophylactic.


As I know he will misbehave and cause me great grief.|||JUST IN:


Due to the over hunting reports on the robobear, their numbers have decreased. In a statement from PETA in this month%26#039;s National Geographic, a renowned scientist from Germany (who asked to remain nameless) stated,


%26quot; I am sad to say there is only one and a half left in the entire universe. He (presumably) has now become %26#039;very%26#039; evil and you can count on your grief to become %26#039;very%26#039;%26#039; great%26quot; He went on the say, %26quot;They became %26#039;very%26#039; popular after the first skinning when the bearskin attached to the hunter%26#039;s middle finger. He then got the idea to to see if would transfer to his wee willie. This is when the robobear became %26#039;very%26#039; evil.


This extraordinary phenomena became dire after the man%26#039;s wife reported him to her woman%26#039;s quiting club.%26quot;


Next week%26#039;s report: Wha Happin?|||Are you referring to primary or secondary prophylaxis? It makes a difference.|||Well, you should tan his hide when he%26#039;s dead Fred,


Tan his hide when he%26#039;s dead


So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde


That%26#039;s it hanging on the shed|||I think he has already been skinned. I mean he%26#039;s showing a bit too much again.|||The evil robo bear simply is misunderstood. If he could get laid, he would not be so evil.|||Boo hoo boo hoo! Ref! Ref! He%26#039;s trying to skin an icke bickle wickle bear, boo hoo! boo hoo!


!|||You misspelled %26#039;aluminum%26#039;,,,itcan%26#039;t bedone.....|||I told you so.|||Ask Yogi...he%26#039;ll help you come up with a plan. He%26#039;s smarter than the average bear, you know.|||Try using a hockey skate.|||With a very lickle sickle.

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